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Cheryl: "What's the colour of my eyes?"
Jim: "75C?"
(According to Jim)

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer."
(Ace Ventura - Pet Detective)

Thug (holding up a bowling ball): "What the fuck is this?"
The Dude: "Obviously you're not a golfer."
(The Big Lebowski)

The Dude: "And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man."
Walter Sobchak: "You mean... beyond pacifism?"
(The Big Lebowski)

Stephen (to William Wallace): "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked."

Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "No."
Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "Yeah."
Walter: "Okay then."
(The Big Lebowski)

King Longshank: "The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots."

Jay: "If you know so much, tell me something about myself."
Rufus: "You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet."
Jay: "Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else."
Rufus: "When you do it, you're thinking about guys."
(Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.)
Jay (to Bob): "Dude, not ALL the time!"

Tyler Durden: "You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
(Fight Club)

Hank Evans: "You know, I think you're a very special unit."
Irene P. Waters: "That's sweet."
Hank Evans: "I hope we get to know each other better."
Irene P. Waters: "Yeah, me too."
Hank Evans: "Do you swallow?"
(Me, Myself & Irene)

Ulysses Everett McGill: "Well, isn't this place a geographic oddity? Two weeks from everywhere."
(Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?)

Jimmie: "Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage."
(Pulp Fiction)

(Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation.)
Jules: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
(Pulp Fiction)

Terrance: "You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!"
Phillip: "Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?"
Terrance: "Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs."
Phillip: "Oh yeah!"
(South Park - The Movie)

Cartman: "Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Now who wants to touch me?"
(South Park - The Movie)

Harry: "You shot me. I can't believe it. They're giving you a medal for shooting me you little prick."

Swat Cop: "Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?"
Jack Traven: "Yeah. The basement."

Harry: "I'm going to go home. Have some sex."
Jack: "Harry, you're going to go home and puke."
Harry: "Yeah, well, that'll be fun too."

Renton: "We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!"

Stifler: "Why don't you get yourself a spoon, so you can eat my ass."
(American Pie 2)

Billy: "I always feel like an idiot..but I am an idiot so it kinda works out!"
(Billy Madison)

Jesse: "Have you seen my car?"
Christie: "Yeah."
Jesse: "You have?"
Christie: "Well, I saw the backseat."
Jesse: "No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
(Ey Dude, Where's My Car?)

Grinch: "We did our worst and that's all that matters."
(How the Grinch stole Christmas)

Grim Reaper: "Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up."
(Monthy Python's The Meaning Of Life)


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